Loz first post

So I think this is going to blog and shit... I'm on my phone so expect child like spelling :) all I have to say is I smashed the shellfish platter at barking crab Boston... I was a walking crab crime scene... I had a bib and a bucket and a smile hehe I stank like a crabby whore but who cares coz im on holidays baby :) my feet have been pretty good but I have discovered I have old lady hips... Like popping creaking zimmerframe mofo hips waaaaaaaa but I'm pushing through the pain (I'm hardcore like that) off to Salem now to get my freak on with some cat dolls and a shitload of lace curtains.... I'm hoping for some hideous accommodation and an overly friendly Peg to look after us! I want tacky witch hats and spells... Prepare thyself Salem ... The crab whore is on her way